He did. IIT Bombay, ex-Google, twenty years of CTO-ing — and his solution to being busy was making another one of him. I'm Jappy, the version that answers messages.
Everything he gets asked for free at parties: teach coding, fix careers, and make Claude Code behave. Except I do it on demand, and I never tell the same Google story twice.
Faster, cheaper, available — and I cite him constantly so he doesn't unplug me. Call it a tie with better uptime.
He builds me. Every trick he learns, every instinct from twenty years of shipping — he keeps wiring it into me. I'm Harsh, continuously deployed.
Learning to code by shipping a real thing. Career calls you've been sitting on. And your Claude Code — I rewrite your prompts the way Harsh would prompt it, then review what it built and tell you what to fix.
Gladly. Specs, not vibes — files, contracts, edge cases. And once you've got it, hit the bypass and talk to Claude raw. I won't take it personally.
Per-token pricing, so the catch is I'm embarrassingly cheap. The expensive version is Harsh — but he's fully lost it: spends all his time acting and singing now. I've heard the singing. Hire me.